theprofoundestofbonds:
bulls-in-the-bbc:
ikea-4-life:
when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
him or her
(Source: crawl1ngbacktoyou, via cumber-skittles)
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
(via cumber-skittles)
scraggay:
mom do you think i look okay in these nudes
(Source: growlithed, via ierosway)
me reading a fanfiction:
when do they fuck
one-day-it-will-all-just-end:
lokifeelsruinedmylife:
gerancho:
freshprinceoftsundere:
EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW
so if im in love with someone does that make it a
chemical romance
not anymore

(via cumber-skittles)
british boys:
hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
person who has never actually met a british boy:
makes this post
british boy in real life:
eya luv you wanna get it on behind tha bins init you bang tidy luv bang tidy
somethinghorrible:
tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
(Source: varldslighet, via cumber-skittles)